articulacy; creativity; subtlety; an appreciation for david lynch, avant garde couture (comme des garcons, junya watanabe, alexander mcqueen et al), and bleak landscapes; christian louboutins; the ability to use a thesaurus; good branding; the word 'cohesive'

long lines at the bank; unnecessary traffic jams; airport security; corporate red-tape; incompetent starbucks employees; birds; people who think they're ingenious and clever by using my tattoos as conversation ice-breakers; dirty rotten cheaters; bad graphic design

I'm an executive creative director at an interactive media company / art director / model / hair stylist / makeup artist / wardrobe stylist / fast driver / mechanic / animal rescuer / personal spell-checker and walking dictionary.

I'm also a vegetarian (with the exception of the occasional sushi binge), and don't eat refined sugar, processed foods, or saturated fat.

I change my hair style constantly.
I am the absolute definition of a Scorpio.
I am Ornithophobic.
I am annoyed by people who call me "Goth".
My ribcage is flexible and I can move each side independently.
I have a Siberian Husky named Bruce Wayne who is my bestest buddy ever.